Giant in Japan produces 6.9 pound baby! Film at 11!

So congratulations are in order. My long time friend in Japan (Ken) has produced one:

6.9 lb baby girl - name Serena

May her thread in the tapestry of the universe be curvy but not tangled and bright and shiny. *bows*

And may her mother be blessed with a quick recovery, good health, and long life.

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Damn. Now I'm going to have to find a baby gift. ;-)