This was inspired by a friend of mine...

[nimitzbrood]

The Karminator - to the tune of We're Not Gonna Take It - by Twisted Sister
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Oh he's the Karminator
Whoah! The Karminator!
Oh he's the Karmintator at the door!

He's the got might to fuse it
He's got the guns to do it
Watch his life rush along!

He'll fight the idiocy
Don't make him grab his keys
He won't stop until you're gone!

Oh he's the Karminator
Whoah! The Karminator!
Oh he's the Karmintator at the door!

You're soul is busy sending
A signal never-ending
That tells you right from wrong!

Your life is is what you make it
Don't blow or fake it
If you do you'll be gone!

Oh No

Lock one
Load three
Lead blight
You'll see!!!

Oh he's the Karminator
Whoah! The Karminator!
Oh he's the Karmintator at the door!

Oh he's the Karminator
Whoah! The Karminator!
Oh he's the Karmintator at the door!

No way

No go

Lock one
Load three
Lead blight
You'll see!!!

Oh he's the Karminator
Whoah! The Karminator!
Oh he's the Karmintator at the door!

Oh he's the Karminator
Whoah! The Karminator!
Oh he's the Karmintator at the door!

Just you try and run
He won't think it's fun
If he has to chase your silly ass!

You're ass he'll really shoot it
You've all tortured a GeeK!
You're all gonna get it ever-more!

Now drop and give us money
We're gonna spend it!
Don't punch him!

No he ain't gonna fake it!
Oh you and your puny "small arms"!
He's not gonna take it any more!