Wrote this one when I was out of work a few years ago.

[nimitzbrood]

Send me Karma - to the Tune of Help Me Rhonda by The Beach Boys
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Well since the bubble burst I've been going out of my head
I go to unemployment and interview till I'm dead

Well Karma you need to be mine
And I know it would be so fine
For you to send me a real good vibe
Help me Karma! Help me get outta the line!

Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma get outta this line!

I was young and rich
When the boom began
(Oh Karma)
But soon I'll become homeless
And a wrinkled old man
(Oh Karma)

Well Karma don't pass me by!
Karma make my life fly!
You gotta send me Karma
Send me the heck outta this line!

Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma get outta this line!

Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma
Help Help me Karma
Help me Karma get outta this line!