Beer Goggle Dreams

My friend losing his job inspired me to write this little ditty...

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Perlwolves of London ttto Werewolves of London by Warren Zevon


I saw a Perlwolf with a syntax manual in his hand
Reading with coffee on the lobes of his brain.
He was looking for an interrupt hook,
Gotta obscure it to win the whole damn game.

Chorus:
Aaaaa Perlwolf in London
Aaaaa Perlwolf in London

Ya hear him swearing behind closed doors,
Better not bother him.
Pointy haired manager found dead one night,
Perlwolf was annoyed by him.

Chorus:
Aaaaa Perlwolf in London
Aaaaa Perlwolf in London

He's the brainy guy but bent, who's money's always spent.
Lately he's been hit by all the suit crap.
You've better re-hire him, or he'll crash your system Tim.
Oops! There goes the hidden trap.

Chorus:
Aaaaa Perlwolf in London
Aaaaa Perlwolf in London

Well I saw a Perlwolf drinking at a con, hanging with Perlwolves of London.
I saw a Perlwolf drinking in at a bar, hanging with Perlwolves of London.
I saw a Perlwolf trying to pick up chicks.
And his code was perfect.

Aaaaa Perlwolf in London
Code sub.